Posted on July 8, 2009 by Sssaam
It takes an amateur to create a piece of art that deserves applause and laughter. It takes a true talented artist to render complete silence and make someone think.

My favorite pieces of art are those that becomes more fictional the more you view and process. The first thing that you see when looking at this picture is a girl with cotton candy, a realistic idea. Next, you see a large pink tornado/cloud occurrence, which translates this picture into fictional. Perhaps this girl is running from the tornado in fear. Maybe she’s running in happiness because the tornado supplies her with cotton candy. We will never know the true meaning of this picture, and that is the essence of excellence.

The first thing you notice in this picture is a girl on a wall. The first thing I look at is her extremities (hands, feet) to find an explanation for how she is hanging on the wall. There are no ledges, and adhesives have been ruled out by logic, so we can conclude it is fictional. On the ground there is a fish tank shattered and a fish flopping around next to it. Perhaps the girl dropped the fish tank and jumped onto the wall in fear of being cut by glass. Another piece of this picture is the strange dark passage that the girl’s head is turned to. She might see something coming, feared it, and hopped onto the wall. Again, we will never be able to depict what is really happening in this picture. You can think what you want about the story behind it, but you may never know the truth.

First thing noticed is the silhouette of a girl with balloons on the wall. You look down to see the shadows of her two feet meeting the shadows of a middle aged woman walking by. This isn’t fictional, as this may happen in real life. Then again, the sun must be in the perfect spot so that the shadow of her body is lost within the silhouette of the girl on the wall, but it is possible. In my opinion, this image represents the woman’s inner child wanting to break free.
What do you think these three pictures represent?
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Posted on July 8, 2009 by Sssaam
Today I got braces.

The braces really aren’t what bothers me the most. What bothers me the most are these:

These are called turbos and go on the back of your two front teeth. They’re supposed to help fix over-bite. Mine are extremely big. I can’t chew whatsoever, and I have a lisp now. Everything I eat has to be soft. The pain is coming right now, so I should stop typing.

Do you really have to pee?

That’s an ankle biter.
That picture is both relaxing and mind boggling.

Yes, Mona Lisa had a cross-bite.

Rofl.

That’s something I would buy.

I don’t remember that being on the menu.

“Uh, it’s not what it looks like.”

Lol!

ROFL!!!! Today’s blog of the day is…
Have you had braces?
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Posted on July 7, 2009 by Sssaam
I would say so. There’s only one place where this level of comedic stimulus can be obtained. The Panic Button.

“Hey guys, you like my ‘doo?”

Then laquisha stared off into the sunset, a faint flashback dancing in her head.

The real puppies of New Jersey.

Don’t make me go all Afro-Joe on your face.

Seriously, what the heck. Who put this picture here?



Rofl. Today’s blog of the day is…
And for a completely off-topic question, what time do you usually go to sleep?
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Posted on July 6, 2009 by sreimer
Posted on July 6, 2009 by Sssaam
Hey everybody, I’m back! Changing one letter may, in some cases, not really change the whole context of a term. Then again…

Followed by Harry Potter 2, Chamber of Secretes.

Lol, a take off of Apollo 13. Pollo means chicken in Spanish. That movie was great.

Lol!!

Gotta love the simpsons.

I never really understood Lord Of The Rings anyway.

300 didn’t have enough cows.

I don’t know what to say.

Rofl.

The true reason the Dinosaurs went extinct.

That was a crazy movie (the original one).

The movie consists of a view of a brick wall for 2 hours. “Compelling”, critics are saying.

Get Smart was a hilarious movie.

Haha!


It truly is amazing how much you can change a movie just by replacing, removing, or adding one letter. Today’s blog of the day is…
What’s your favorite comedy movie?
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Posted on July 6, 2009 by sreimer
Hey everyone, sorry I haven’t been posting lately. I’ll make this one long to make up for it. (I saw lolz alot, I’m not sure if I heard it somewhere or if I started it, but I like to say it!)

So true, but that’s what makes it so cool!

This is true and it bugs me!

Another thing that annoys me.

*cough* SAM *cough* Sam: Lol.

LOLZ!

Hahaha!

Very under cover

This one made me laugh alot. Sorry this was so long, I found alot of stuff.
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Posted on July 5, 2009 by Sssaam
Haha. As it turns out, my aunt allowed me to use her laptop, so here I am, and here you are. I decided to make this post about Star Wars after watching the fifth and sixth episode last night on tv.






Rofl! Today’s blog of the day is…
Did you see fireworks last night?
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Posted on July 4, 2009 by Sssaam
No, I’m just kidding! But we did hit 440,000 hits!

Thank you everyone who has helped us make it this far, and staying with us through thick and thin. One person that comes to mind especially when in the course of recognition is FluffyCatFan. He has stayed with this blog before it was even created, over a year. I’ve known him since my first blog, and he still hasn’t stopped being a fan. Thank you FluffyCatFan for your devotion.
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Posted on July 4, 2009 by Sssaam
Hey everyone! Today is July fourth, which means… it’s the Fourth of July! If you’re a hobo and don’t know what that means, it’s been exactly 233 years since our country was declared independent from England. 233 years of hamburgers, hotdogs, baseball, and good old apple pie.

Random Fourth of July picture. I searched ‘funny fourth of july’ on Google Images and got the above picture. That just goes to show how messed up the internet is, but we love it. Happy birthday America! Also,I’m not going to be able to make any more posts, so make sure to random post hop as much as you can!

Click it, I dare ya.
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Posted on July 3, 2009 by Sssaam
Hey everyone, I’m coming to you from my grandma’s house! We’re here for Fourth Of July weekend. We’ll be staying until Sunday. I don’t think I’ll be able to make another post until maybe Monday.













Haha! Today’s blog of the day is…
That’s actually a really funny club. It’s for everyone who is barefoot the majority of the time. I tend to wear socks a lot, sorry! Maybe I should make a Sock-Wearing Kids Club.
Are you a barefoot kid, or a sock wearer?
Sreimer: BAREFOOT
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